Every
game they wanted to play I already played, so I would always caution them that
it wasn't a walk in the park…at least for me it wasn’t…and I thought I was the
poop…so if I had trouble with it, they would definitely have trouble with it.
Then
after playing they would always tell me…it wasn't that hard. At first I thought
maybe it wasn't, then after a few more I realized these some beaches were
trying to show me up…playing me for a noob.
They
started talking about playing online…and I wasn’t down with that because
whenever I play online, regardless of what game it is, I get destroyed. I also
get cursed out by someone who sounds as if they just sucked the helium out of a
balloon…for either making their team lose or by killing them with the
"noob tube". There's times that I forget my name was Michael and I
start thinking it was F face… because of all the nasty messages I receive.
I
then decided to take a trip down memory lane with them and let them know when I
was their age I could kick arse at video games too. Getting older makes it a
little different and if I knew them back then I would have schooled them proper
like.
They
looked at me like I had two heads, like they couldn't believe there was video
games back then…like I grew up on the prairie or something…like I chilled with
Laura Ingalls.
Needless
to say at the end of our time together I felt like having a Three Stooges
moment with them…with me of course being Moe.....Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.
By
the way, these are the same punks who thought Steven Tyler got his start on
American Idol......kids nowadays. Those gosh darn whippersnappers…those
youngins' and their rebel without a clue attitude…now get off my lawn!
MJM
hahahaha!! remember sega genisis, or when the first Zelda was the best game EVER - loved it That was nintendo super NES or something like that wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteGlad I am not the only 'old' gamer in the blogosphere - though I tend toward PC games and MMOs rather than FPS and console.
What do you mean "when"...Zelda still is the best game...ever.
DeleteNope my friend you are not alone...I too am an old fogey gamer and darn proud of it.
Yes, kids these days. They think they're cool...but actually have loads to learn and won't admit it! Thanks for sharing the truth of this here, because as a teacher of teens I see lots of this!
ReplyDeleteShared!
DeleteAmen to that girl...these kids nowadays are crazy...I'm afraid of them. You're a teacher...do you get to wear a vest!?
DeleteThanks for sharing and for spreading the word...I greatly appreciate it.