“Show Some Zombie Love People”

P.E.T.Z, People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies, where are these people?

I just think we as a society are hypocritical, because if man was to attack and/or abuse an animal these PETA folks would be out in droves with pitchforks and torches ready to lynch their asses, but if someone was to do the same to a zombie you wouldn't hear crap from them. 

We all know zombies are mindless, a point that has been jammed down our throats by the many people vs. zombie movies/television shows that saturate our airwaves, so it is obvious that they are not attacking us out of anger and/or aggression, but rather as a means of survival just like any other wild animal would do in a similar situation.

Now with that being said, since we all know that zombies aren't some crazy killer psychopaths like Jeffrey Dahmer or Hitler, just a species that is fighting for survival and acting on their basic instincts why do we feel the need to kill them all dead? 

Since they are mentally handicapped, which I’m sure we would all agree is the case here, shouldn't we be there for them, help make their lives easier and not discriminate against them and hinder their forward progress and/or kill them just for being who they are?

We wouldn't kill a gay person because they are different, well most of us thinking people wouldn't, so why do it to the zombies, and sure they bite and scratch in the heat of the moment but so do some gay people (oh behave) so should we kill them too. 

I know they’re scary, and I’m not suggesting we all hold hands and sing Kumbaya around the campfire, but our first reaction shouldn't be to shoot them in their domes when we see them, we wouldn't do that to anyone else who is considered handicapped so why them?

We need to have laws in place to protect these poor unfortunate souls, ways to keep them safe from all those gun-toting crazies who are looking for any excuse to just blow something away like as if they were Yosemite Sam.   

Here’s an idea, why don’t we give them their own states, like say New Jersey, Utah and/or Florida for example, a place where we as a country wouldn't be missing anything and/or anyone significant if places like I mentioned were to be overrun by zombies. 

We could take away all the weapons from these places, put up protective fences like as if they were prisons and we wouldn't have to worry about feeding them because the zombies would have plenty of food to keep their blood thirsty appetites under control.

 

Okay, sure the zombies would be surrounded by foods that were high in fat if we did this, but that would be on them to make sure they didn't overeat and to get their exercise in, we can’t coddle them. 

And honestly who amongst us would really be all that heartbroken if we were to lose the citizens from those places and others similar, I’m sure as a result of these people being zombie chow our IQ as a country would go up tremendously, even with the zombies. 

MJM